I just had to mention this…
Have you had one of those moments where you’re totally dissing someone only to realize they are right there? I was headed towards my car today after lunch and I saw that someone had parked their car extremely close behind mine. My first thought and action was to say “WHAT KIND OF IDIOT PARKS LIKE THAT?” Apparently an idiot who was walking towards their car that very moment to reverse it… and one who obviously heard my remark… and probably felt pretty crummy the rest of the day. I’m (kinda) sorry.