Mai, Oh My!

Weddings! Always the bridesmaid, never the bride! So Rosie and co. went and tried on some bridesmaid dresses the other day. Majority consensus says the colour theme is CLOVER, slightly below the knee length and dress options are:

and 

Bridal and bridesmaid dresses will be from David’s Bridal presumably so I had a look through the site for dresses that fit the colour and length criteria. I thought this dress was alright:

It has a flow to it that doesn’t look as restricting as the first one. Also, it’s not a strapless cause I absolutely cannot wear strapless – esp. not with my doomed relationship with gravity! ACK.  Halter tops are also a no-no cause majority consensus said no :-/ Other choices for me would also include:

and

Now if I were tall, thin and toned, this wouldn’t be a problem. But you know, that is the problem, I’m not and this could either a) motivate me to excercise and diet like my life depended on it or b) a total blow to my self esteem. Crap.

Have you had one of those moments where you’re totally dissing someone only to realize they are right there? I was headed towards my car today after lunch and I saw that someone had parked their car extremely close behind mine. My first thought and action was to say “WHAT KIND OF IDIOT PARKS LIKE THAT?” Apparently an idiot who was walking towards their car that very moment to reverse it… and one who obviously heard my remark… and probably felt pretty crummy the rest of the day. I’m (kinda) sorry.

There’s too much of me online. I’m on a mission this week to delete whatever I can of ‘me’ keeping only a handful of searchables (ie FB, Twitter, Myspace, Flickr…)

…an hour later: from the time I wrote the last paragraph till now I have managed to delete all my photos from 3 webshots, my “homepage” from angelfire and my Friendster account! Oh sweet weight lift!

Right. So this weekend I had a couple drinks at Finn’s @ Hartamas while the Man U vs’ Liverpool game was on. It was an early night and I was in bed before midnight. I spent most of the day in bed Sunday and when I finally did get up, I went and did some retail therapy at Ikea / Cold Storage. I bought these plant holders that you can hook off the balcony so finally I can get some live plants without my cats brutally attacking them.

So it’s come to my attention that my life is too boring to write about and I’m restructuring “maiwonderyears”. I hate filling out tags and choosing categories and shit though. But I do have this to share: BBC 6 Music has a BBC Session recording from 1992 of Daisy Chainsaw and it’s absolute jarring bliss.

More to come later I s’pose…

Only a few more minutes before I’m off from work.

I’ve been kind of naughty and withdrew some money from my ASB account.

I woke up this morning and found some vomit/diarreah-like stains and wet spots on my bed. And NO it wasn’t me. All I know is I have a boat load of laundry and cleaning to do when I get home soon.